Oh,

Mummy said that I'm embarrassing for her... Why? Because I love women and today I wanted so badly to greet one and get cuddles from her, I even howled and barked in joy, but nobody liked it or wanted it... Oh dear, I'm such a poor boy. Nothing I love to do is allowed, no greeting women with jumping, howling and barking, no chasing cats or rabbits, can life get more boring?!