Mummy said that I'm embarrassing for her... Why? Because I love women and today I wanted so badly to greet one and get cuddles from her, I even howled and barked in joy, but nobody liked it or wanted it... Oh dear, I'm such a poor boy. Nothing I love to do is allowed, no greeting women with jumping, howling and barking, no chasing cats or rabbits, can life get more boring?!
and playing and grabbing is my way of saying "I like you". Do humans understand that? Nope, not always, they tend to be upset and angry, because I'm so rough and some call it "rude".. why? I always play like that, I'm a big dog I don't do mushy cuddles when I play. I do cuddles when I want them. And I love my ball, I don't give it away, not even to a nice human or even another... it's mine! Like it or not, that's the way I do things.
I know one of them my whole life, she's always nice to me.. That's what I like so much about girls and women, they always stroke me and scratch me behind my ears and tell me that I'm so cute, gorgeous and that I'm a good boy. Well, they know what a boy needs - at least a boy like me. Some of them even have treats, even better. I like them so much.